half colonel
half colonel
What episode is this quote from mass?
Klinger: I call this gentleman in the mail today. Henry: What is? Klinger: A letter from my mother. "Dear Son .." Henry: Obviously have not sent a recent photo. Klinger: "I hate to bother you in the middle of a war, but I have terrible news. Your father is very ill. We know the colonel has a good heart and really let you go home for the funeral of his father, or sixty fifth birthday, whichever comes first. "Henry: Yeah. (Pulling a file) Here we go. Father dying, right? Klinger: Yes sir." Henry: "Father dying "last year." Mother died "last year." Mommy and Daddy "died." Mother, father, and sister " die. dying mother, older sister pregnant. Here's an oldie but a goodie. "Half of the family dies, another means of pregnancy." Klinger, do not ashamed? Klinger: Yes sir. I do not deserve to be in the Army.
Uh, I have no idea.
